Overheard

"Nobody understands how hard this is. Especially Jeff Williford, who is SO immature!"
-Prom Committee Member

"We'll look back on these days as the best of our lives."

"This is going to be the best night ever."

"Hey, maybe I'll get laid."
"In that Pink Nightmare?"

"SHE's going with HIM?"

"No, he's just a friend...I didn't have anyone else to go with, so I'm going with him."

"My ex-boyfriend punched him in the mouth! Yes! Yes!"

"What's a dualie?"

"Maybe we need, like, a code of ethics."

"You're a goober, Aly."

"The element of surprise is paramount."